Tag Archives: food

Sage Advice 113: Suggestions For New Flavors Of DORITOS®

The following is a list of suggestions for new flavors of DORITOS®: Leftover Chinese food Dog fur Bread Old newspaper Canadian Canadian bacon A mixture of all the current flavors Sweat Contact lenses Vague meat Nacho con diarrhea Diarrhea con nacho Diarrhea … Continue reading

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Sage Advice 99: Food Blog 2: Fooder Than Ever

It’s been awhile since my last food blog, so I figured I needed to really up my internet game by showing people what I’m going to/have already put into my mouth. I’ll stick to just what has been going on today, … Continue reading

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Sage Advice 80: Food Blog

Normally as I traverse through the internet, I only make a few stops for my entertainment digestion. A cat video here, a picture of a guy getting punched in the testicles there, and I’m usually all set; I am easily … Continue reading

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Sage Advice 51: I’m Swimming Towards Pie

I’m convinced that, at some point in history, fast-food chains and brand-name clothing companies worked together. Let’s think about this. Brand-name clothes seem to be all about the name; everyone wants to know they’re wearing the most popular or expensive … Continue reading

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Sage Advice 19: Dinner

The number one question I’m always asked is “How did you get in here?” The second number one question I’m always asked is “Could you please leave the bathroom?” But the third number one question I’m consistently asked, and the … Continue reading

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